When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating
yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women
Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.
a kingdom of eye-solation
sex aint just about puttin the dick in bruh
talk to her
let her enjoy you
take your time
change the pace up every now and then
niggas out here thinking penetration is all it takes to be a good lover, and i pity the women that deal with them
SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND
we get 2-4 inches of rain and this shit happens
Anonymous asked: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
This is beard porn
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#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective