"No you fool!! You could fall!!"
WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]
Okay, so which demon did you seek your soul to?
No you know what fuck you this is some kind of sorcery bullshit fuck you and your perfect art I quit I’m done fuck this
aren’t we going to talk about the top comment?
My coffee props for my night vale intern cosplay!
oh god i was so concerned and confused until i read the comment!!
"I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
I work at Zaxbys. The other day i had a guy come in, ask for a ranch sauce and proceed to sit in the lobby for two hours and eat a bag of still frozen, Tyson Boneless Chicken Wings. What. No. This is not bring your own.